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and come with Homemade Fries or House Salad
and come with Homemade Fries or House Salad
Homemade beef patty topped with Swiss cheese, greens, tomato, onions, spicy pickle spears, banana peppers, and cajun mayo on a pretzel bun Pickle Fact: If it weren't for pickles, Christopher Columbus might never have "discovered" America. In his famous 1492 voyage, Columbus rationed pickles to his sailors to keep them from getting scurvy. He even grew cucumbers during a pitstop in Haiti to restock for the rest of the voyage. But then again, he was also a giant piece of shit... I bet he had burgers for himself. Here at the Owl, you can have spicy pickles ON a burger… Because progress is real even though Columbus was a total dick.
Homemade beef patty topped with melted cheddar, double-smoked bacon, caramelized onions, tomato, greens, onions, pickles, and pesto mayo on a pretzel bun. I feel like bacon and caramelized onions go together like babies and pacifiers or ODB and Mariah Carey in the underrated ’90s jam, Fantasy (Remix). *Awkwardly dances at keyboard* YOU KIDS DON’T UNDERSTAND! THIS IS ART!
Juicy beef patty topped with bleu cheese, lettuce, tomato, onions, ranch, and pickles. Served fresh from Bohemian Grove from your favorite Owl worshiping cult. We can't confirm or deny this sandwich actually exists. But seriously, it's real. Look it up.
Homemade beef patty with BBQ pineapple, Swiss cheese, greens, tomato, onions, pickles, banana peppers, and pesto mayo on a pretzel bun. Tori personally 3D prints each sandwich like a Star Trek (TNG) replicator. Food for thought, if a Star Trek replicator could basically 3D organic matter (for example, a hamburger), could it not then similarly replicate a whole cow? And by that logic, could it replicate a dog? Like, could I name a dog “Earl Grey” and get the thing to print me a puppy? Like a teacup Yorkie, ya know? Yet you see very few dogs on a starship. Something doesn’t add up. Discuss.
Homemade beef patty topped with Bacon, Cheddar, Kimchi, Pickles, Onions, Greens, Tomato, and Spiced Aioli. I can tell you one thing, In the 90’s sleeper N64 classic WCW/NWO Revenge game, there was a character named Kim Chee and he was a hand full, let me tell you what. A 6’6” tall, all polygon, ass-kicking, sumabitch. Could taunt a teenager to tears. This sandwich made him wet himself and ruined my friend Doug’s N64.
Homemade beef patty topped with swiss cheese, goat cheese, and cheddar cheese along with onions, pickles, tomato, and greens on a pretzel bun with pesto mayo. More cheese than a Neil Breen movie but also much better than a Neil Breen movie.
Succulent steak cooked how you like, and topped with caramelized onions, and cajun mayo served on garlic bread. We personally force all cows that we use for our steaks to watch "Steel Magnolias", to ensure that our steak sandwich is the most tender in town. You'll taste the empathy.
and come with Homemade Fries or House Salad
and come with Homemade Fries or House Salad
Buttermilk fried chicken, greens, minced onion, pickles, cheddar, bacon, and 1000 island sauce on a pretzel bun. We don’t need a sketchy clown to make this sandwich appealing. Fun Fact: Did you know that John Wayne Gacy and Ronald McDonald are related? Not in the family way, just that both will get their hooks in you when you are a kid and, eventually, kill you.
Buttermilk fried chicken tossed in buffalo sauce, with greens, bacon, bleu cheese, and ranch sauce on a pretzel bun. The ol’ BBC sandwich might be a lot for some people but I bet you can handle it just fine. A real crowd-pleaser. Open wide and enjoy! Your mom’s favorite. I can keep going...
Chicken Katsu on Brioche, with cajun aioli, Swiss cheese, Bacon, smoked peach slaw & pickled reds. Ah, chicken katsu… The “chicken tenders” of your favorite sushi restaurant. Making Japanese food accessible for dudes named “Brad” for decades. We do ours on a bun for extra accessibility. Easy Bradley, you’re going to be ok… It’s safe here. Bro, I got you.
Buttermilk breaded deep-fried chicken, lettuce, tomato, roasted garlic aioli, goat cheese, and banana peppers on a pretzel bun. According to the villain in Teddy Ruxpin, this is a key ingredient in the recipe for gold. He’s an idiot, everyone knows it’s by screwing over poor people through the stock market.
Grilled chicken, avocado, bacon, lettuce, and tomato on a pretzel bun. This sandwich is more popular than a fresh potato in Ireland during the 1840s… Too soon?
and come with Homemade Fries or House Salad
and come with Homemade Fries or House Salad
Savoury pulled pork on a pretzel bun, stacked high with barbeque sauce and Kim Chi or Pineapple. We tried pulling the pork apart when the pig is still alive and it turns out their skin is quite tough. We smoke it and it comes out nice and tender after the pig has been prepared by a butcher. Not everyone pulls their pork the same, you have to see what works for you.
Smoked BBQ pulled pork on a pretzel bun with slaw & crispy onions. To be clear, I don’t advocate putting lipstick on a pig. I would instead recommend a rouge blush to accentuate their cheekbones. The lips of a pig are too thin for lipstick, plus good luck getting it on there without the pig eating the damn thing.
and come with Homemade Fries, or House Salad
and come with Homemade Fries, or House Salad
Bean-based Spiced Veggie Patty, Avocado, goat cheese, pesto mayo, all the fixins. Feed me, Seymour! Feed me! Little Shop of Horrors? No? You kids don’t understand! Back in my day we didn’t “reboot” movies and tv shows! We rebooted musicals and books! And we liked it! Anyway, Audrey 2 was a carnivorous plant named after the main character’s coworker (whom he was creepily obsessed with enough to name this plant “her name” 2) that lived on human blood and sang songs. Fun fact: in the original musical, Seymour actually feeds Audrey to Audrey 2. Simpler times.
Bean-based Spiced Veggie Patty, pickled red, cheddar, avocado, lettuce, tomato. I had better names for these veggie burgers but it was getting too obscure and confusing for the kitchen, or something, I don’t know... If I had my way this burger would be named an unpronounceable symbol.
Bean-based spiced veggie patty, goat cheese, banana peppers, onions, greens, tomato, pesto mayo, and pickles Catchy name right? I thought of changing it to the Banana Goat Veggie Burger but we all know what happens next… “Ummm, goat is a form of meat, soooo, like, how is this a veggie burger? And uhhhhh, banana on a burger? That’s a bit much, no?” You think I’m joking. These people exist. Evolution is a tediously slow and painful process.
and come with Homemade Fries, or House Salad
and come with Homemade Fries, or House Salad
Panko breaded chicken fingers and homemade fries. Nothing fancy. A great way to say, "I don't know what I want to eat from this menu". Can I interest you in a plain white slice of bread, with perhaps some water for dipping? If you don’t want to be the most boring person in the room, make them Buffalo fingers for 1.50 more. Also, shop at Boarderline, they are good boys.
(Served with choice of homemade fries, soup, or salad)
-Basic Full (with bacon) $14
-Basic Side $11
- Blackened Chicken ($7)
- Garlic Prawns (5 for $8)
- Grilled Chicken ($6)
- Calamari ($9)
Mixed greens topped with grilled asparagus, chicken, goat cheese, tomato, and red cabbage and served with olive oil and balsamic vinegar. Surrender to the deliciousness.
a mix of arugula and artisan greens served with butternut squash, green beans, chili-dusted corn & beans, pickled red onions, goat cheese, crispy chickpeas, and a smoked peach dressing. Inspired by the 3 Sisters crop grown by many Indigenous tribes in North America.
Choice of BBQ smoked pulled pork or blackened chicken breast. Artisan greens with chili-dusted corn & beans, shredded cheese, jalapeños, pico de gallo, sour cream, crispy tortilla strips & house-made honey chipotle vinaigrette. This is one of those salads you can gaslight yourself with… “I ate pretty healthily tonight, I had a salad!” Sure you did Tyler… Sure you did.
(and Rice Dishes)
Comes with garlic bread on the side
(and Rice Dishes)
Comes with garlic bread on the side
Chicken, crispy bacon bits, kimchi, and garlic sautéed in a egg based (no cream) carbonara sauce with this week’s pasta topped with parmesan cheese. A new spin on carbonara to make you feel like you’re somewhere else! Locked in a basement with fermenting cabbage, the subtle smell of bacon coats the musty air through the floorboards as your captor “Ned” cooks his breakfast all the while yelling at the feral cat outside to “find Jesus”. Ned, you see, is convinced the innocent feline is not one but, in fact, Legion (as the good book tells him). You hear the creaks in the floor above you as you begin to hallucinate that your arm has actually become a part of that radiator you’ve been chained to for what seems like an eternity. Cold steel, like the winter days, once loathed, that you now would give anything to shiver in once more. Hours into days into weeks into months into nothingness. Time is meaningless now, endless and black, everywhere and nowhere, all at once. You’re going to die here. You know and accept it in your heart like Ned the gospel. You tell yourself that if you meet Ned’s God in the great beyond, Satan will have company. There will be a second fallen angel because, God dammit, there’s hell to pay, Ned... Anyway, enjoy your pasta, you’ll need your strength.
Sautéed chicken, spicy chorizo sausage, onions, garlic, and this week’s pasta tossed with tomato sauce and topped with green onions. Another name we considered was the Hot Huffy. I had a hot huffy when I was a kid. It was red, had shocks, and was the coolest bicycle in the world. Weeks later, the sun faded the color of that bike from red to pink. I didn’t own another bicycle until my mid-thirties. Hey Sun, thanks for ruining Grade 6!
Chicken, bacon, onions, mushrooms, and garlic sautéed with this week’s pasta and topped with parmesan and green onions. Not to be confused with Carbonite, in which Han Solo was encased when his bounty was claimed by Boba Fett. This tastes better AND is easier to haul. Am I right, Stormtroopers? Please don’t sue me for mentioning Star Wars, Disney.
This week’s pasta served in a creamy pesto cream sauce with onions, garlic, tomatoes, carrots, mushrooms, and zucchini, and topped with grilled asparagus. Not to be confused with your pale and stuck-up friend, "affectionately" nicknamed "The Pesto Cream Prima Donna".
Sautéed shrimp, chorizo sausage, chicken, onions, garlic, and celery in a spicy tomato sauce topped with green onions. Tell that special person that you're dining with tonight, "I hope it's cool if I get gassy later". If they stay, put a ring on it (their finger, pervert).
Jasmine Rice served with house-made coconut curry sauce, mushroom, onions, garlic, green beans, squash & smoked peach slaw, pickled red onions. Sure, this salad is vegan, but I regret to inform you… That chair you are sitting on? Yup, it’s made of 100% puppy dog hearts. What kind of puppy dog? Think of the cutest one you can, it’s that one. We don’t skimp on comfort here and if that’s what it takes, we’ll do it… For you. Enjoy your meal, comfortably… On a throne of puppy dog hearts.
With Goat Cheese
With Roasted garlic aioli
With Sweet Thai Chili
With Garlic soy vinaigrette
Any 3 of
Spicy Calamari, Coconut Shrimp, Kim Chi Dumplings, Chicken Tenders, Chilli Crisp Carrots, Von Broccolini
Pulled pork, cheese, pico de gallo, corn, beans, jalapeños and green onions
Comes with salsa and sour cream
Cheese, pico de gallo, corn, beans, jalapeños and green onions
Comes with salsa and sour cream
White chocolate brownie with blueberries, blackberries and strawberries
Comes with vanilla ice cream and mixed berry sauce