Spicy Dill Pickle Burger $19.75 (NEW!)

Homemade beef patty topped with Swiss cheese, greens, tomato, onions, spicy pickle spears, banana peppers, and cajun mayo on a pretzel bun Pickle Fact: If it weren't for pickles, Christopher Columbus might never have "discovered" America. In his famous 1492 voyage, Columbus rationed pickles to his sailors to keep them from getting scurvy. He even grew cucumbers during a pitstop in Haiti to restock for the rest of the voyage. But then again, he was also a giant piece of shit... I bet he had burgers for himself. Here at the Owl, you can have spicy pickles ON a burger… Because progress is real even though Columbus was a total dick.

Bacon & Caramelized Onion $19.75

Homemade beef patty topped with melted cheddar, double-smoked bacon, caramelized onions, tomato, greens, onions, pickles, and pesto mayo on a pretzel bun. I feel like bacon and caramelized onions go together like babies and pacifiers or ODB and Mariah Carey in the underrated ’90s jam, Fantasy (Remix). *Awkwardly dances at keyboard* YOU KIDS DON’T UNDERSTAND! THIS IS ART!

Bleu Cheese Bilderburger $19.75

Juicy beef patty topped with bleu cheese, lettuce, tomato, onions, ranch, and pickles. Served fresh from Bohemian Grove from your favorite Owl worshiping cult. We can't confirm or deny this sandwich actually exists. But seriously, it's real. Look it up.

Pineapple Burger $19.75

Homemade beef patty with BBQ pineapple, Swiss cheese, greens, tomato, onions, pickles, banana peppers, and pesto mayo on a pretzel bun. Tori personally 3D prints each sandwich like a Star Trek (TNG) replicator. Food for thought, if a Star Trek replicator could basically 3D organic matter (for example, a hamburger), could it not then similarly replicate a whole cow? And by that logic, could it replicate a dog? Like, could I name a dog “Earl Grey” and get the thing to print me a puppy? Like a teacup Yorkie, ya know? Yet you see very few dogs on a starship. Something doesn’t add up. Discuss.

Kim Chi & Bacon Burger $19.75

Homemade beef patty topped with Bacon, Cheddar, Kimchi, Pickles, Onions, Greens, Tomato, and Spiced Aioli. I can tell you one thing, In the 90’s sleeper N64 classic WCW/NWO Revenge game, there was a character named Kim Chee and he was a hand full, let me tell you what. A 6’6” tall, all polygon, ass-kicking, sumabitch. Could taunt a teenager to tears. This sandwich made him wet himself and ruined my friend Doug’s N64.

Big Cheese $19.75

Homemade beef patty topped with swiss cheese, goat cheese, and cheddar cheese along with onions, pickles, tomato, and greens on a pretzel bun with pesto mayo. More cheese than a Neil Breen movie but also much better than a Neil Breen movie.

Steak Sandwich $19.75

Succulent steak cooked how you like, and topped with caramelized onions, and cajun mayo served on garlic bread. We personally force all cows that we use for our steaks to watch "Steel Magnolias", to ensure that our steak sandwich is the most tender in town. You'll taste the empathy.