Royale with Cheese Chicken $19.75

Buttermilk fried chicken, greens, minced onion, pickles, cheddar, bacon, and 1000 island sauce on a pretzel bun. We don’t need a sketchy clown to make this sandwich appealing. Fun Fact: Did you know that John Wayne Gacy and Ronald McDonald are related? Not in the family way, just that both will get their hooks in you when you are a kid and, eventually, kill you.

Bleu Buffalo Chicken (BBC) $19.75

Buttermilk fried chicken tossed in buffalo sauce, with greens, bacon, bleu cheese, and ranch sauce on a pretzel bun. The ol’ BBC sandwich might be a lot for some people but I bet you can handle it just fine. A real crowd-pleaser. Open wide and enjoy! Your mom’s favorite. I can keep going...

Chicken Katsu $19.75

Chicken Katsu on Brioche, with cajun aioli, Swiss cheese, Bacon, smoked peach slaw & pickled reds. Ah, chicken katsu… The “chicken tenders” of your favorite sushi restaurant. Making Japanese food accessible for dudes named “Brad” for decades. We do ours on a bun for extra accessibility. Easy Bradley, you’re going to be ok… It’s safe here. Bro, I got you.

Buttermilk Chicken $19.75

Buttermilk breaded deep-fried chicken, lettuce, tomato, roasted garlic aioli, goat cheese, and banana peppers on a pretzel bun. According to the villain in Teddy Ruxpin, this is a key ingredient in the recipe for gold. He’s an idiot, everyone knows it’s by screwing over poor people through the stock market.

Chicken Avocado Sandwich $19.75

Grilled chicken, avocado, bacon, lettuce, and tomato on a pretzel bun. This sandwich is more popular than a fresh potato in Ireland during the 1840s… Too soon?