Audrey 2 Veggie Burger $19.75
Bean-based Spiced Veggie Patty, Avocado, goat cheese, pesto mayo, all the fixins. Feed me, Seymour! Feed me! Little Shop of Horrors? No? You kids don’t understand! Back in my day we didn’t “reboot” movies and tv shows! We rebooted musicals and books! And we liked it! Anyway, Audrey 2 was a carnivorous plant named after the main character’s coworker (whom he was creepily obsessed with enough to name this plant “her name” 2) that lived on human blood and sang songs. Fun fact: in the original musical, Seymour actually feeds Audrey to Audrey 2. Simpler times.
Pickled Onion and Avocado Veggie Burger $19.75
Bean-based Spiced Veggie Patty, pickled red, cheddar, avocado, lettuce, tomato. I had better names for these veggie burgers but it was getting too obscure and confusing for the kitchen, or something, I don’t know... If I had my way this burger would be named an unpronounceable symbol.
Banana Pepper and Goat Cheese Veggie Burger $19.75
Bean-based spiced veggie patty, goat cheese, banana peppers, onions, greens, tomato, pesto mayo, and pickles Catchy name right? I thought of changing it to the Banana Goat Veggie Burger but we all know what happens next… “Ummm, goat is a form of meat, soooo, like, how is this a veggie burger? And uhhhhh, banana on a burger? That’s a bit much, no?” You think I’m joking. These people exist. Evolution is a tediously slow and painful process.
